"How long do you have to get hit in the head before you start asking who's hitting you in the head?"

Monday, May 24, 2010


Apparently, special additives in Winston cigarettes help build strong muscles...

...but may also cause substantial hair loss.

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Sunday, May 16, 2010


They sell beer in vending machines here! I'm working, so I haven't bought any (yet), but I've seen other people do it. They also sell this:

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I'm in Tokyo!

And my trip is off to a very good start. Here's what I found, right off the bat, at Narita airport:

Who knows what treasures I'll discover next...

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Not Dead...

...just working my ass off. I'm leaving for Japan on Friday; maybe I'll post a blurry, poorly framed picture or two.

Before I disappear again, though: Is it me, or have police officers been tasering the shit out of people lately? When Tasers were first introduced, I distinctly remember they were hailed as an alternative to the use of deadly force. Apparently that's no longer the case...or maybe running onto a ball field, failing to sign a traffic ticket, or exercising one's right to free speech are capital offenses these days.

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