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Thursday, June 28, 2007


I’ve been tagged by Greg at Free Mind Joe.

1. All right, here are the rules.
2. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
3. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
4. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
5. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

Well okay , then:

I’ve been happily married for 27 years; I fell in love with my husband the very minute we met.

I’m an avid reader, and I never give or throw books away. I suspect that mr. olio gets pretty pissed about that last fact every time we move.

I put polo shirts on my dog (empty-nest syndrome run amok).

I rarely go to the movies, but I can’t wait to see Transformers and SiCKO !

I hate to shop. I only do so when I know exactly what I’m looking for and can buy it quickly and then get the hell out of the store.

I’ve never watched Cheers, Friends, Law & Order, or any of those CSI shows. I saw one episode of 24 because everyone at work was going on and on about it. The “hero” beat the shit out of a bound man (and I think he shot him in the leg, too). I got the creeps and never tuned in again.

I like to watch baseball and football but think basketball is stupid.

I have a bad habit of putting pens and pencils in my mouth—even when they aren’t mine. I know, it’s gross—but I do it without thinking!

I tag




Jesus Christ






Monday, June 18, 2007

Is That a Jinn in Your Penis, Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?*

This morning I visited a Website teeming with straightforward answers to probing questions concerning Islam, aka the religion of peace:

I like this site because it has a helpful and informative jinn page. Did you know that these supernatural creatures can get married and have children? It’s true!

Jinn can have pets, too. Of course, we haven’t yet discovered what kind of pets they have, but we do know that these mysterious animals eat feces. Simple deductive reasoning leads me to think this is why some jinn like to live in bathrooms.

If you’d like to know if you have jinn in your home (and you probably do), remember that it is the bray of a donkey—not the crow of a rooster—that signifies the presence of jinn. Roosters are only useful for angel detection—although you may as well check for angels while you’re at it, right?

*Bonus jinn fact: A favorite prank involves entering the penises of non-vigilant humans during sex.

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