"How long do you have to get hit in the head before you start asking who's hitting you in the head?"

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Peggy Pans Poofing, Prefers Paralysis

Another kernel of wisdom from Peggy “feminists killed John Wayne” Noonan:
John Edwards is not reasonable. . .we can't have a president who spent two minutes on YouTube staring in a mirror and poofing his hair. Really, we just can't.
That’s right! Everyone knows a president is supposed to spend seven minutes on YouTube, staring into space while shitting his pants:

That, we can have. Really.

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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Toy, Bear, Blasphemy, Islam: There’s Got to be a Pun Here Somewhere

A British teacher working in Sudan has been jailed for naming a teddy bear “Muhammad.” She’ll spend a few weeks behind bars then be deported, having “escaped harsher punishment that could have included up to 40 lashes, six months in prison and a fine.”

The blaspheming bear didn’t fare so well, though:

The bear’s battered corpse is displayed in the town square. To its right hangs the body of Fareeq, a plush representation of an openly gay field mouse.


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