"How long do you have to get hit in the head before you start asking who's hitting you in the head?"

Sunday, September 13, 2009

You Learn Something New Every Day!

For example, I always thought that the UN voted to create the state of Israel, but apparently it was created by a miracle—and the UN "has hated them [sic] ever since." Also, I always believed natural disasters were, um, natural, but apparently they're sent by a homicidal deity* who goes absolutely batshit whenever anyone "messes with" his favorite patch of dirt.

See for yourself:

This explains a lot, doesn't it?

is scary—to His enemies."

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