You Learn Something New Every Day!
For example, I always thought that the UN voted to create the state of Israel, but apparently it was created by a miracle—and the UN "has hated them [sic] ever since." Also, I always believed natural disasters were, um, natural, but apparently they're sent by a homicidal deity* who goes absolutely batshit whenever anyone "messes with" his favorite patch of dirt.
See for yourself:
This explains a lot, doesn't it?
*"God is scary—to His enemies."
Tags: chick tracts, fundie follies