Peggy Pans Poofing, Prefers Paralysis

Another kernel of wisdom from Peggy “feminists killed John Wayne” Noonan:

John Edwards is not reasonable. . .we can't have a president who spent two minutes on YouTube staring in a mirror and poofing his hair. Really, we just can't.

That’s right! Everyone knows a president is supposed to spend seven minutes on YouTube, staring into space while shitting his pants:


That, we can have. Really.

Tags: peggy noonan, john edwards, george bush, wtf