Peggy Pans Poofing, Prefers Paralysis

Another kernel of wisdom from Peggy “feminists killed John Wayne” Noonan:

John Edwards is not reasonable. . .we can't have a president who spent two minutes on YouTube staring in a mirror and poofing his hair. Really, we just can't.

That’s right! Everyone knows a president is supposed to spend seven minutes on YouTube, staring into space while shitting his pants:


That, we can have. Really.

Tags: peggy noonan, john edwards, george bush, wtf

Toy, Bear, Blasphemy, Islam: There’s Got to be a Pun Here Somewhere

A British teacher working in Sudan has been jailed for naming a teddy bear “Muhammad.” She’ll spend a few weeks behind bars then be deported, having “escaped harsher punishment that could have included up to 40 lashes, six months in prison and a fine.”

The blaspheming bear didn’t fare so well, though:

The bear’s battered corpse is displayed in the town square. To its right hangs the body of Fareeq, a plush representation of an openly gay field mouse.
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Tags: muhammad the bear, fundie follies, religion, superstition