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It looks as though Mitt Romney is the GOP candidate to watch:
Mitt Romney's friends will tell you that he's as wholesome as they come. He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke -- and he doesn't curse.
Maybe there's an occasional "aw shucks," but that's about it.
The GOP candidate's supporters say he's a devout Mormon who's all about faith, family, and trying to do what's right.
Wow—this Mitt Romney guy sounds shuckin’ awesome! I’d like to help him out by suggesting an equally awesome campaign slogan:
Gott Mit Romney
What do you think? It’s short (and therefore suitable for bumper stickers, buttons, or belt buckles), it’s a play on words (“mit” and “Mitt”—Cute!), and it connotes a "certain something" that I think many Republicans will find very attractive.