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Monday, November 27, 2006

Attention Christian Americans: Baby Gap Ain’t Just a Store in the Mall

If, like Mark Steyn (aka “One Jackoff”), you’re concerned that “[w]ith every passing month, there are more Muslims and fewer Episcopalians,” this news will probably make you feel a little better:
Iraqi friends used to reassure me that there would be no civil war because so many Shia and Sunni were married to each other. These mixed couples are now being compelled to divorce by their families. "I love my husband but my family has forced me to divorce him because we are Shia and he is Sunni," said Hiba Sami, a mother, to a UN official. "My family say they [the husband's family] are insurgents ... and that living with him is an offence to God." Members of mixed marriages had set up an association to protect each other called the Union for Peace in Iraq but they were soon compelled to dissolve it when several founding members were murdered.
Clearly, while Iraq’s civil war (and its bonus destruction of Muslim marriages) certainly helps our side, it’s just not enough: Patriotic Christian Americans need to start fucking a lot more.

What do you think: Should President Bush consider implementing a national “Bone Your Wife for Jesus” initiative?

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At 8:24 PM, Blogger Brad said...

For some reason this reminds me of the line in Bulworth, "everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color."

At 1:18 PM, Blogger lee said...

Thanks for the comment, Brad.

Racism and religion have a lot in common, I think: They're both based in tribalism and fostered by conservatism.

Hey: Your old site went all Japanese-y on me. What's up with that?

I'll stop by your new place and say hi soon...

At 7:36 PM, Anonymous Brad said...

I got fed up with blogging and deleted it. Oddly enough within days it was taken by someone. Somebody else in the world wanted "screamingdeer.blogspot.com," which is basically an inside joke between me and my high school friends.

I gotta tell you, Wordpress is SOOOOOO much better.


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