Oh, She of Little Faith!
Or do they say she pleased GOD so much that he rewarded her with intense pain, internal bleeding, paralysis, and a slow, glorious death?
"Ah don' git it...The bahble sez that thar snake wern't s'posed ta hurt me, but hit shore did!"
In a world chock full o' fucked-up religions, this one is spectacularly fucked-up. On the other hand, at least these nuts only kill themselves ...