Gonna Buy 5 Copies for my Mother!

Rolling Stone’s Worst President in History? is available online.

I got a lot of fundamentalist groupies
Who believe that I know the Way
I got a genuine neo-con Vee Pee
Who prescribes everything I say
I got all the friends that money can buy
And no one ever tells me “no”
And I keep gettin' richer and I finally got my picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone!