Thanks for the Timely Information, Traditional Media!

Bush has been bullshitting the American public for years, but for some reason snow jobs weren’t deemed as newsworthy as blow jobs.

Now, however, after 48% of us have already figured out that Bush is “incompetent,” an “idiot,” and a “liar,” the AP courageously reports on his repeated use of a logical fallacy—the straw man argument—in speeches.

Repeat after me, George: “Fallacy good; fellatio bad.”