Abramoff, Ney, and DeLay: Oh my!

Now this is a fascinating read.

And now take a look at this.

HA! It’s like Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion (“I invented Post-Its”), except no one at the George Washington University School of Business and Public Management saw through the scam, fer chrissakes.

Hmm…which should I do first? Track down a transcript of that speech or pad the living shit out of my resume?

Oh, and if anyone from GWU is reading this, I am the current chairman and CEO of Dial-A-Mattress. No, really. “Leave off the last 'S'--that's for 'Suckers'!” Give me a call and we can discuss my stipend, okay?