My Broker is R.B. Cheney, and He Says…

Many American families are in serious financial trouble these days, having no real savings or retirement plans.

Fortunately, multi-millionaire Dick Cheney (R-Halliburton) offers an amazingly simple solution to a complex problem: these folks merely need “to do a better job of saving” their money!

Hey, all of you fiscally insecure Americans: don’t you feel foolish for not having thought of that yourselves?