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If you haven’t already, go over to Crooks and Liars and listen to Alberto Gonzales cite the precedent for electronic surveillance during wartime. Listen again, if necessary. Yup—he actually said it.

Now, some of you might think Gonzales is an idiot, some of you might think these hearings are simply a joke to him, and some of you may even think, “Geez…no wonder he wasn’t sworn in.” But who cares what you think, because there’s one (revisionist?) history major in particular who thinks he’s the greatest, and that’s all that really matters.